I'm glad reality doesn't make me a liar...... . I was not joking. If I do not note one million dollars, this swarm of quakes shall continue.
It's all about the charity videos....... . Either my rock videos get made, or the entire planet literally rocks...... .
Here is a button which does not have a fixed amount.
I'll just keep stacking quake updates on through the 9.0 magnitude range...if that's what it takes.
I give thanks to the beings who have blessed me with this chance to wield such abilities. (*Feels my fingernails glowing with hope*). Thank you.